This is an open letter to my human from Georgia. Gemini has been kind enough to let me use her blog to air this grievance, as it appears that other cats get good results from such things.
I have few rules in the house. You have explained that no other cats would not be a rule you could follow and that I would have to leave if I didn't agree. I can accept that. I can even grudgingly accept that you had to have another Siamese.
My other rule is: NO DOGS. EVER.
No big dogs. No little dogs. No chihuahuas. No Belle. Nothing that barks, period, ever. If you could stop watching television shows where dogs bark, that would be good.
It is not cute when I growl at Belle. It is not cute when I hiss at Belle. It is impolite to laugh when Belle yips because I have had to slash my paw towards her nosey little nose. I am not playing. I am going after a kill. I am bigger than she is. Heck, there are rats larger than she is. I could take her but I know you would be upset if I took out her throat. To this point I have held off.
However, twice in one month? This is getting a bit too much. There are few things all three of us cats agree on, but this is one of them. NO DOGS. NO CHIHUAHUAS. NO BELLE.
PS If you don't listen, I reserve the right to take out the Siamese as revenge.