So there I was, sitting on the back of my favorite chair. I was looking very cute and puffy. Momma was thinking that at me as she watched me snooze. I had my cute little puffy paw hanging off the edge just a bit and the other one over my little nose so that it stayed warm.
Then suddenly, the music from Jaws came up... da da... da da... da da da da...DUH DA DAH!
And Chey leaped from the seat of the chair and bit my bottom.
12 comments:
Gemini
I wuz pixchurin yu in my mind as yu were des-kry-ben yurself lyin there all fluffy and purrty and den all of a sudden POOF I cood see yu jumpin straight up in dey air cuz Chey put da bitey on yu! I hopes yu chased her all around and let her knoos how yu felt bout it! I kneads to come ofur and show Chey how dat feels! If'n it happens again yu juss call me and I will comes and take care of yu.
Yur boyfriendcat
Ping
The theme from JAWS scares me too, Gemini. You're not the only one who leaps from wall to wall when it comes on. The only difference is usually most cats don't get bit on the bottom. I hope you're not traumatized from all of this!
P.S. I have a new contest on my blog that I am hosting, and I was wondering if you could post about it on the Cat Blogosphere page. Let me know if you need me to write anything!
Oh you sound like you were so peaceful and happy! What is it with meezers and bottom bitting? They're so MEAN. I hope your mom yelled at Chey and you got to go back to your nice nap.
Kaze
Chey! Shame on you! ;) Sorry your cute and peaceful nap was disturbed Gemini, but hey, paybacks, right?
that's a horrybull thing fur her ta do an no way fur a sister ta act at all. maybe she wuz mad cuz she's gotta go on a diet, but she shouldn't take it out on you.
pee ess: now we're imaginin' a football shaped shark bitin' butts...
Did you turn around and swat her? I might have had to do that if I had been snuck up on!
How DARE she??? Oh, I forgot, she's royalty. Never mind.
Gemini
When yu gets da chance go check outs da Balentine I sent yu ofur at Skeezix's!
yur boyfriendcat
Ping
she BIT your bum? oh goodness, how awful!
*Gasp*! What a frightful thing to happen, Gemini. I hope you gave her a good telling-off.
Of course I don't mind if your mum wants to have a page honouring Ginger cats. The way I see it, the more essential Ginger-ness on the WWW, the better!!!
I bet you thought Chey was a shark.....I just bet you did!
Patches
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