Whaaaaaat? What's wrong with your mum? Run far away if that word is ever mentioned again, is my advice! I am currently disfigured by a bald pink spot on my floofy tum where my mum cut out a big tangle of fur.
What a horrible threat! Gem, in response to yur comment on my blog, Bonnie's the growler, not me. Neifur of us hides frum visitors, but I stay outa reach while Bonnie walks right up, rubs their ankles, then growls an hisses at them.
My Ma tried to do that to my butt because sometimes I get yucky things stuck there (I can't help it that is where I am fluffiest). But I showed her- I hissed at her and tried to bite. Usually I just sit down so she can't get at it but today I was in a mood. I say Run Gemini Run! -Sultanfus
Oooooh....that is just the worst. They shaved one of my back legs and I HATED it. It was so itchy and my silky fur was so dry and icky there. Stay clear!
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Whaaaaaat? What's wrong with your mum? Run far away if that word is ever mentioned again, is my advice! I am currently disfigured by a bald pink spot on my floofy tum where my mum cut out a big tangle of fur.
what?????? why would she say that? what happened to your fur?
Do you suppose it is because it is hot? Do you have some mats? Is she just crazy?
Patches
She is just crazy
What a horrible threat! Gem, in response to yur comment on my blog, Bonnie's the growler, not me. Neifur of us hides frum visitors, but I stay outa reach while Bonnie walks right up, rubs their ankles, then growls an hisses at them.
Oh no you must not lose your fur. That is our pride and joy. Whatever you do run,hide,jump if you see her wif zis-zors!
*ABBY
My Ma tried to do that to my butt because sometimes I get yucky things stuck there (I can't help it that is where I am fluffiest). But I showed her- I hissed at her and tried to bite. Usually I just sit down so she can't get at it but today I was in a mood. I say Run Gemini Run!
-Sultanfus
What the huh-huh? I don't...what's that again?
Unless she's willing to pay you what Natalie Portman got for shaving her head in "V for Vendetta," I think she needs to keep the clippers at bay.
Mothers...
Is she trying to turn you into a poodle or something?
Oooooh....that is just the worst. They shaved one of my back legs and I HATED it. It was so itchy and my silky fur was so dry and icky there. Stay clear!
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