Sammy gave his rules so I am inspired to give mine.
1. Efurryone must be nice.
2. Momma must stay in bed long enough to rub my ears and pet me and let me lick her ears for at least 15 minutes.
3. No fur pulling please. It hurts.
4. I must get kitty crunchies.
5. There must be a good window with lots of birdies.
So these are my rules. See they aren't hard, are they?