OH! Cheysuli has decided I get to play the female lead in the Broadway play she has written for Miles Meezer, called Little Shop of Ham! I get to sing Suddenly Miles with him. I told her and told her that Suddenly Sammy alliterated better (like the song Suddenly Seymour) but she said the play was about Miles, so we had to use Miles. I guess. Still it's got some nice floaty tunes and I get to use my voice.
My part says I'm a naive young adult kitty cat who lives with the butcher and I have to pursuade him to take Miles in and feed him! This will lead to a problem with the health department as I guess if you butcher hams you aren't supposed to have cats in the place or something and so we have to run off together and then the butcher who is my owner gets all sad cause he thinks we're gone but then he finds us!!! Oh it's so happy. And then we feeds Miles and feeds him and feeds him and he get so big that he takes over the world!
Chey is furry into Total World Domination...
But this will be my big break! I can't wait. I'll have to write personalized invitations to all my cat friends, particularly people like Kukka Maria who are already famous! Oh this is good!