Friday, July 28, 2006

Ready for the Stage

OH! Cheysuli has decided I get to play the female lead in the Broadway play she has written for Miles Meezer, called Little Shop of Ham! I get to sing Suddenly Miles with him. I told her and told her that Suddenly Sammy alliterated better (like the song Suddenly Seymour) but she said the play was about Miles, so we had to use Miles. I guess. Still it's got some nice floaty tunes and I get to use my voice.

My part says I'm a naive young adult kitty cat who lives with the butcher and I have to pursuade him to take Miles in and feed him! This will lead to a problem with the health department as I guess if you butcher hams you aren't supposed to have cats in the place or something and so we have to run off together and then the butcher who is my owner gets all sad cause he thinks we're gone but then he finds us!!! Oh it's so happy. And then we feeds Miles and feeds him and feeds him and he get so big that he takes over the world!

Chey is furry into Total World Domination...

But this will be my big break! I can't wait. I'll have to write personalized invitations to all my cat friends, particularly people like Kukka Maria who are already famous! Oh this is good!

7 comments:

Derby said...

I think we should be calling the big Broadway producer people. Mum says Cameron Mackintosh would be good. He did Cats, so he should be able to do a new show with real cats.

Zeus said...

Wow, Cheysuli has been busy! Politics and now theatre? When does she have time to breathe?

I am sure Miles is going to be very flattered when he hears about this. I have one suggestion though: Instead of Suddenly Miles, how about Suddenly Meezer? That way it still has two syllables. It's just a thought! ;)

Patches & Mittens said...

Wow, Miles taking over the world! That is a thought!

Patches

Gemini said...

Oh furry good! I think that's a good change, Zeus! I'll tell Cheysuli.

The Meezers said...

oh please - Miles's butt will be big enough soon to take ofurr the werld wif all the ham (and ofurr people food) he steals from mommy.

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh this is furry exciting!! We want to see Cheysuli's play too. We can't see it on Broadway unless we teleport over, we'll haf to wait until it comes to London's West End. We liked your Cheysuli the mystery cat too. Mumbean went to london and saw Cats afore she got us. She got the video as well an we watch it wiv her.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

You and Miles will make a lovely couple on stage. We like Zeus' suggestion...Suddenly Meezer sounds very good!