I was asked what an almost-dad was. That's someone who may be my Dad but I'm not sure I can call him Dad yet, so he's almost my dad. He probably will be but I'm not so sure about him. He's bigger than Momma, who is REALLY BIG compared to me, so it's sort of scary. Also he sneezes more and louder. So see, I'm not sure about him at all.
Still, he feeds me. He likes to pet me (when I let him) and mostly he's nice. He did teach me to flip but I'm not sure I like flipping and sometimes he picks me up and makes me flip and I'm not at all sure I like that at all. Still, he does talk to me nice and sometimes he yells at Chey for being mean to me.
So see, he's my Almost-Dad but not quite yet.