Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Bed Bugs and Bodies

Momma always lets me check under the blankets to find out where she disappears under the covers. This way I know where her body is. The Almost Dad doesn't quite do that. I don't know where his body is! Yet, he says I am rude when I walk all over it instead of going around like I do with Momma. How does he expect me to know where his body is when he won't let me see it under the covers?

Also, why does he yell my name when I attack the bed bugs at the foot on his side of the bed? I mean I can't help it they bite sometimes when I catch them. But shouldn't he thank me for catching them at all?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

It sounds to me like you are providing a great service, Gemini - maybe he's just yelling your name as a sort of thank you? Humans are hard to understand sometimes!

Wm. said...

I don't understand why some humans don't get how we help them!

The Meezers said...

some humans just don't get it - your mommy needs to have a serious talk wif him.

Latte said...

Oh wow, he just doesn't get it does he? Those are BED MONSTERS and they must be killed. You are doing him a service and he should be thanking you and helping you. Such a shame, and its usually the male people who just don't get it.

Eric and Flynn said...

yoo are doing a good job an he shud no that. It's a kitty's job to kill the monsters.

Merlin said...

Sounds like Almost Dad just needs some training. You'll have to be patient with him, but he'll come along.

Anonymous said...

Kill, kill, kill! The bedmonsters must die!

Junior said...

Ungrateful bean! It is hard work cathing those bed bugs! You should be praised and get treats for doing that!

Kukka-Maria said...

I say let the bedbugs bite him! If he refuses your help, let his toes become bloody stubs from the gnarled teeth of the vermin.

Is that a bit over-dramatic? I'm told I can be "over-dramatic" at times...

DEBRA said...

Gemini

You are doing a great service by killing those monster bed bugs. Yur Momma is gonna haf to have a talk wif him 'bout dis!

*abby

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

shoutin' yur name is how they enthooseeastickly express how much they adore you.